Posted Mar 09 2010, 06:58 PM by Jeroen Willemsen with 42 comment(s)

I've seen a lot of this car recently as I've been spending a bit of time at Paul Vlasblom's garage for my own BMW E30 and have been planning to do a feature for some time. Unfortunately though, I've had to wait for the winter weather to clear before I could organize a shoot. So as soon as we got a sunny day here in Holland I pulled out my camera to take some snaps.

The car is a Porsche Cayenne that's been tuned by Techart and is officially called a Magnum... I'm not sure if the term tuned is correct though... Techart has only been responsible for the exterior modifications while 9ff has modified the engine extensively.

The front of the car is dominated by the large carbon frontbumper that provides more than enough cooling for the engine. It then continues into the widened fenders that are also made from carbon. The bodykit also includes the small headlight covers for a meaner look.

I found it hard to convey the sheer presence this car has through these pictures. Every time I saw this car I felt like meeting a celebrity, and felt a bit humbled by its presence.

I should include a photo of a standard Cayenne so you could see how much wider this one has become. The frontfender flows into the sideskirt and then it continues into the rearfender. The rearbumper houses the quad exhaust tips that have butterfly valves inside of them to control the amount of noise. Let me tell you that if the valves are completely open it rumbles like mount Vesuvius erupting.

The wheels are a major part of this build, they are made by BBS and are called the Techart Formula. They measure 22" and are wrapped in 295/30 Pirelli Scorpion Zero tires all round. The car can be lowered by a touch of a button thanks to its air suspension system, so I'm not sure if it's still offroad worthy but then again was it capable of that before it got modified?

The brakes are still the standard items that you can find on the Cayenne Turbo. Off course made by Brembo with a nice Porsche logo.

Back to the front we saw these enormous openings for cool air to rush straight into the engine bay.

The engine needs all the cool air it can get after its trip to 9ff. They upped the horsepower from the standard 450bhp to almost 700bhp. This has been achieved thanks to larger turbo's, reworked exhaust system, bigger injectors and complete new motor management system amongst other things. Too bad there isn't much to see inside the engine bay except for the big...

...Techart logo that adorns the carbon hood with its cooling ducts.

If I would see this coming from behind on the Autobahn I wouldn't think twice and get as fast as possible in the right lane to let this behemoth pass.  I know this is not your typical Speedhunter car but it is a very popular car in Europe especially in Germany where Techart is one of the most dominant tuners.

-Jeroen Willemsen

Paul Vlasblom


Comments

seaninc said:

Ok, it's ugly as sin, that's for sure. But seriously, 700HP?!?! You won't take off, just reverse Earth's rotation.

March 9, 2010 7:56 PM [flag as inappropriate] Speedhunters

Francis said:

Very nice, the thing just flows. And the front bumper looks a little WALD-ish. Beautiful, nonetheless.

March 9, 2010 8:04 PM [flag as inappropriate] Speedhunters

Matt Wang said:

Ruined a perfectly good car. Good engine tho.

March 9, 2010 8:15 PM [flag as inappropriate] Speedhunters

Corey said:

That is a retarded amount of weights inside of that wheel.

March 9, 2010 8:23 PM [flag as inappropriate] Speedhunters

Sketch said:

seems like the speedhunters team is running out of things to post....looks like its dying down,,,, im referencing j tuned from now on....you used to be goos speedhunters what happened?

March 9, 2010 8:34 PM [flag as inappropriate] Speedhunters

kyusha kai said:

car was ruined before it was modified.  anyone else feel like these "hyperSUV's" are absolutely pointless?

i'd rather have an old FJ40.

March 9, 2010 8:36 PM [flag as inappropriate] Speedhunters

Eli said:

Lets see your E30.  Is it and M3?

March 9, 2010 8:39 PM [flag as inappropriate] Speedhunters

Evan said:

Great looking car with the power to backup the stance.

March 9, 2010 8:40 PM [flag as inappropriate] Speedhunters

Harrison said:

Only thing worth taking interest in would be the engine. This thing is just gross all-around. I am a Porsche owner but I have never been a fan of the Cayenne

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March 9, 2010 8:49 PM [flag as inappropriate] Speedhunters

FS said:

HAHA yeah i'd have to agree with Corey..i didn't see that one until just now

March 9, 2010 8:49 PM [flag as inappropriate] Speedhunters

Tom said:

Wow that thing is pretty insane

March 9, 2010 9:42 PM [flag as inappropriate] Speedhunters

come on SH said:

Why is this on Speedhunters? Its an ugly piece of ___ which wouldnt be given the time of day if it wasn't for the engine.Jeroen, you can do better than that with your surfing

March 9, 2010 9:51 PM [flag as inappropriate] Speedhunters

turbo-fast said:

We have these in Moscow very much! Normal machine Moscow proletariat!

March 9, 2010 10:49 PM [flag as inappropriate] Speedhunters

MichelM said:

Quite impressive, but still very ugly. Never really understood these sorts of fast SUVs, I mean what happens when you take a corner?

March 9, 2010 11:32 PM [flag as inappropriate] Speedhunters

greck said:

agree with turbo-fast..us in Kiev (Ukraine).still quite a lot of Magnums. .in life it looks much better than fotografii.I as the car rather not bad.it has all.komfort speed luxury. and кшвув on it, many would want to have the same in his garage.

resp to speedhunters!machine worth pursuing

some of ukranine rides: fishki.net/comment.php

March 9, 2010 11:43 PM [flag as inappropriate] Speedhunters

Chudo said:

I can see this celebrity car at least 10 times per day and I live in Slovakia.... most common big ugly suv ever ..shame its porsche

March 10, 2010 12:06 AM [flag as inappropriate] Speedhunters

Snook said:

It's gonna be on show here in Bucharest the day after tomorrow.

March 10, 2010 12:40 AM [flag as inappropriate] Speedhunters

J^2 said:

its common here in malaysia...... if its not the magnum then u will see Turbo.... this 2 are common here

March 10, 2010 1:20 AM [flag as inappropriate] Speedhunters

Neal said:

I had an Orange Gemballa Cayenne passing me by last week in Brussels... Boy did that machine go like a bat from hell....

March 10, 2010 1:48 AM [flag as inappropriate] Speedhunters

Gamble-did-it said:

That is a beauty Queen!! Love the black on Black with the red accents!!

March 10, 2010 3:05 AM [flag as inappropriate] Speedhunters

Santo said:

Drive this Porsche is like to drive the TGV, this car cam make 280/290 kmh in the Autobahn

March 10, 2010 3:08 AM [flag as inappropriate] Speedhunters

Flux said:

In Moscow, every second such Cayenne. The cheapest kit

March 10, 2010 3:10 AM [flag as inappropriate] Speedhunters

Jacek said:

You think thats ugly? wait til you see it's 4-door family car brother

Bleh

March 10, 2010 3:14 AM [flag as inappropriate] Speedhunters

unived micindev said:

yea, pretty common here in post-comm europe...with big fat head behind the steering wheel...anyway, never liked cayenne bcoz it have engine on wrong side of car

March 10, 2010 3:22 AM [flag as inappropriate] Speedhunters

R said:

Those holes in the bumper are just too big.. but otherwise, the car is nice :)

March 10, 2010 5:00 AM [flag as inappropriate] Speedhunters

Ove H said:

What I would call car porn!!! Really nasty Cayenne!

March 10, 2010 5:58 AM [flag as inappropriate] Speedhunters

busta said:

This porsh need a good polish, swirls and holograms all over the body...

March 10, 2010 7:58 AM [flag as inappropriate] Speedhunters

Jeff said:

I think everything else looks fine just the front end.

But I'd be the 1st on here to say I wouldn't mind rocking one. Looks pretty bad ass.

March 10, 2010 8:27 AM [flag as inappropriate] Speedhunters

lepichichi said:

This thing is hot, but i beleive porshe should have never built a suv or sedan, it just took the soul out of the company (just my 2 cents)

March 10, 2010 8:31 AM [flag as inappropriate] Speedhunters

Josh (UK) said:

Sorry to be negative but this car is Hella ugly. I'm not a big fan of the standard cayenne (or a lot of porsches for that matter - maybe that's why) but this is even worse. Similar to the Hamann BMW X6 that I've seen around Sheffield lately, it's a completely pointless upgrade to an already silly car. Rant over. Normal comments will resume shortly.

March 10, 2010 9:54 AM [flag as inappropriate] Speedhunters

ChippeRX7 said:

Cool truck, needs more lowering.

I think this thing is badass. dont know why there is some hatin goin on.

March 10, 2010 10:26 AM [flag as inappropriate] Speedhunters

magnumleigh said:

"lepichichi said:

This thing is hot, but i believe porsche should have never built an suv or sedan, it just took the soul out of the company (just my 2 cents)"

Totally agree. Dont like being negative but Porsche have let themselves down badly with these

March 10, 2010 11:39 AM [flag as inappropriate] Speedhunters

D1RGE.EXE said:

I don't find much difference between useless 170mph+ SUVs and mansion-sized DUB-bed out Navigators with 4-wheel drive....just another item for the rich to waste their moneuy on. Tasteless, extravagant item that just says, "I want to show you how I can waste money YOU don't have". I love what Porsche has done for cars, but this vehicle was bad idea made worse. Sorry SH for negative comment, I usually keep em to myself.

March 10, 2010 2:13 PM [flag as inappropriate] Speedhunters

RacerrRex said:

LMAO some of you guys are narrow minded. Ive looked at some of your other comments on other features, and if its not slammed and stretched beyond functionality you guys automatically HATE IT and think its fugly. Anyone agree?

March 10, 2010 4:23 PM [flag as inappropriate] Speedhunters

Jack said:

From the side, it almost resembles an older generation Golf, while the front seems to bear some resemblance to a Maserati

March 11, 2010 1:05 AM [flag as inappropriate] Speedhunters

ZK said:

I'd rock it as a daily

March 11, 2010 2:03 PM [flag as inappropriate] Speedhunters

brett993 said:

i was driving my mkv gti on the highway in massachusettes with my buddy and saw one.  he was up the ass of the car in front in heavy traffic so i downshifted to catch up when he found a gap and launched off,  this thing sounds like a chopper motorcycle!!  i felt humiliated that my car is so slow i saw people laughing at me on the highway trying to keep up with it.

March 12, 2010 9:59 AM [flag as inappropriate] Speedhunters

Bakki666 said:

Hell Yeah, as written in previous posts, such ones are a top hit in Russia, But hell, they're so damn ugly... I feel sorry for all this posh racers, Ram SRT is so much better... It least looks like a car for a boy. Maybe, one of the worst cars on speedhunters ever.

March 12, 2010 3:20 PM [flag as inappropriate] Speedhunters

BORAT said:

Pimp car, for sure!!  

March 13, 2010 12:06 AM [flag as inappropriate] Speedhunters

NuggetG60YorkshireUK said:

the kit??.. the kit!?.. the kit???.. it has its practicalities i'm sure, but its ugly as sin! plus it looks like it gets washed and buffed by 'Blind Beggar Bob'.. you know Stevie Wonders cousin. i think this is the first time since i've been "leaving a comment" that i've 'dissed' a vehicle - but hey there you go.. it's official

March 13, 2010 11:04 AM [flag as inappropriate] Speedhunters

nathan Ong said:

geez that's a crapload of wheel weights to balance that wheel....

March 14, 2010 9:50 AM [flag as inappropriate] Speedhunters

Bespoke said:

I cant stand all the sh*t talkers that rag on this car. The techart magnum is a luxurious beast! Being in the presence of one is jaw dropping, hearing it drive by is unbelievable and driving one is just pure heaven. And its def not ugly.

March 15, 2010 7:17 PM [flag as inappropriate] Speedhunters